What is the definition of Manchester United?

Manchester United is like a football club with a personality, a reputation, and an unmistakable 'trange smile' when they're playing against their rivals. It's the one team where the players wear a moniker as catchy as a '50s rock song, but with more serious stamina. Imagine this: "I told him I wanted to buy a ticket, but Manchester United just handed me a ticket to their annual charity gala, complete with their signature 'We care about our fans' cheerleading routine." That's unsettling, right? It's like they've mastered the art of fan obsession, and their motto is 'When you're on the edge of your seat, you might just find out what they're really up to.'